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I was too afraid to send this postcard while he was in office, for fear I'd be placed under some creepy FBI surveillance.
The small print reads "0% Vol., Bottled in Texas, Not Suitable for Export. Can lead to blank-minded behaviour."
Love the Brit spelling of behaviour. Guess we know where this came from.